this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.