Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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