I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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