Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
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Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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