Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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