i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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