She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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