everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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