You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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