i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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