the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
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I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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