How'd it feel making her break her religion?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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