There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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