You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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