I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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