i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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