i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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