Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Why can't burritos get me drunk
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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