I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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