it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just high enough for therapy.
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If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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