We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Alive.
So much puke
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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