Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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