Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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