his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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