the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
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So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I smell like Dick and happiness
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