shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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