i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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