Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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