with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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