hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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