Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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