Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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