I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
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Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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