Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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