did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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