better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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