Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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