I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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