have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
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He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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