i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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