Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
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Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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