he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
