Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
This girl is more easily done than said...
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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