Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?