I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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