My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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