I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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