I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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