OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
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Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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