And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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