Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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