I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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