Dual....:-)
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Randomize
