What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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