Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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