The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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